An elderly man went to his doctor's for a regular checkup although he felt fine for an 80 year old. The doctor examined him thoroughly and declared him quite fit. The doctor said, "Mr. Smith, you have low blood pressure, low cholesterol, no known diseases, your heart and lungs sound good... you should live to be a hundred!" The patient was please to hear that and paid his co-pay and left.

Unfortunately, as things happen at times, right outside the doctor's door he had a massive heart attack and collapsed. The nurse saw him go down so she called the doctor and both worked on him giving CPR and trying to revive him but to no avail. The doctor realized the situation this put him in so he said to the nurse, "Quick, help me turn him around so it looks like he's coming into the office!"