Everyone knows that Mother Teresa of Calcutta is in Heaven. She is happy to be with Jesus and enjoys being in heaven. Having lived frugally on earth she is content with the tea and toast served every day and she is grateful for it. One day, however, she looks over the edge of Heaven and sees the people in Hell enjoying a big feast. They have roast beef, steak, and all kinds of good food.

Mother Teresa is puzzled by this and goes to Jesus to ask about it. She says, "I'm perfectly satisfied with what I have here but I was wondering why the people in Hell have such great food and here we just have tea and toast?"

Jesus answers, "Yes, I know, I hope you don't mind but I find it difficult to cook for just two."